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NAUGHTY NICE

The Science of the Earworm

Why does "All I Want for Christmas is You" return to #1 on the charts every single year? Musicologists point to the "Wall of Sound" production technique and a specific chord progression (shifting from major to minor) that mimics the structure of 1960s Motown hits. It feels nostalgic even the first time you hear it.

Most Streamed

Mariah Carey earns an estimated $2.5 million per year from royalties on that single song alone.

Oldest Hit

"Jingle Bells" (1857) was originally written for Thanksgiving, not Christmas.

The Soundtrack of the Season

Christmas music dominates the airwaves for six weeks a year. We think we know these songs by heart, but do we? This quiz digs into the deep cuts and pop culture history of the charts. Do you know which hit was actually a protest song? Can you finish the lyrics to "Christmas Wrapping"?

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At the end, you don't just get a score; you get a "Musical Persona." Are you a Traditionalist, a Pop Princess, or a Grinch? Tune in to find out.