Toxic
Radar
Is your life full of walking red flags because the world is cruel, or because you keep sending out invitations to the circus? 13 questions · Drama exposure · Friend-group compatible
The Drama Sponge
Always the victim, never the common denominator
You swear you “hate drama” while texting three people about it at once. You keep letting clowns in and then blaming the circus.
The actual test calculates how sharp your red-flag radar is, how porous your boundaries are, and how much of the chaos is simply you being the problem.
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Where you sit on the toxic spectrum
We combine how good you are at spotting red flags, how quickly you forgive walking disasters, and how often you accidentally are the walking disaster.
What this says about your environment
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Full analysis log · Toxic Radar
This test is for reflection and entertainment. It will not replace therapy, but it might explain why your group chat is a revolving door of “you will not believe what happened”.
Share or retake
Your card is built for stories, chats and interventions. Share it with the friend who keeps dating the same person in different outfits, or retake it after you finally block that one walking hazard.
What does the Toxic Radar actually scan?
Toxic Radar checks three things: your red-flag detection (do you notice bad behavior), your tolerance level (how much you excuse it), and your self-toxicity (how often you are also part of the mess). The combination decides whether you are the Hazmat Friend, the Drama Sponge, or the Walking HR Incident.
How to use your archetype in real life
If you scored high on environment toxicity but low on self-toxicity, your job is to raise your standards and stop collecting broken people. If your self-toxicity index is high, your job is to stop calling it “bad luck” and start changing the patterns you bring into every room.